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"Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to."

— "You’re not like other girls." Shut up. (via cutely-perverted)

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lovingvaldaya:

Robin Williams’ passing is a reminder that those who make us laugh the most are usually fighting the biggest demons.

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state-of-sarahzona me when I see you next

state-of-sarahzona me when I see you next

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this is my original called california ahh i hope you like it

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nancydrevv:

i thought these things only happened on tumblr

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nancydrevv:

i thought these things only happened on tumblr

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rnadrid:

don’t date anyone who won’t watch football with you

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therinksmyhome:

Being an 18 year old unattractive male with really no friends is about as fun as someone walking into you masturbating

If you can make a girl laugh, you’re doing it right :)

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gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

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demonpossesser:

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

How to

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"I am no expert on love,
But I have a few suggestions to keeping your love alive.
1- Don’t fall asleep angry. But if you do, wake up in the middle of the night and hold her as close as you can.
2- Laugh during sex, especially if you bump heads. If you aren’t laughing, you’re with the wrong person.
3- If you don’t feel comfortable dancing naked with your partner and showing them your four chins when you laugh, you’re doing it wrong.
4- Romance isn’t for everyone, but a post-it note in their lunchbox telling them they’re the best will never go amiss.
5- Don’t cling to them at parties. Dance with friends and spend time with acquaintances, but wink at each other across the room.
6- Keep everything 50/50, or you will fall out of balance.
7- Stop comparing your relationship to others- you are you, don’t try to be someone else.
8- Be kind. Give them space when they need it, but be their home when they come back.
9- Be proud to love them.
10- Support them through whatever they do in life, even if it’s a stupid decision. People need to make their own mistakes, but be there if it falls apart, and never say ‘I told you so’.
And most of all, love with your whole heart, or don’t love at all."

— (via elizabethphaiboon)

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